Diary Dreamers T-Shirts

Dear Diary, You won't believe what happened to me today

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

ET Mishap

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Home Sweet Home

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Quantum Psychic

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Romeo and Julietta'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'