Drum & Bass Dreamers Gifts

Goldie.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

SPOONING CACTI

Timber preservation

I love my Uke.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Swamp gas

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just junk mail."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Levon Helm

Born to rock.

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.