Rock 'n' Roll Dreamers Gifts

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Elvis Presley

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Steve Howe.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Pink Floyd.

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Born to rock.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Moonbillies.

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Goldie.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

'Which one's Ringo?'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Eric Clapton

"Married a local musician"

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

"We're still pre-rich."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar