Rustic Dreamers Gifts

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Romeo and Julietta'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Salvador Dali's cats.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

'I just think we should be together'.

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Do-over

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.