Surrealist Dreamers Gifts

Snail Air Balloon

Paul Klee

Painting taking root...

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

ThrEschers.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dreams I have had...

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Salvador Dali's cats.

Breakfast surreal.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

Flower Painting

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Meow...."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Picasso Cloud.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"