Surrealism Dreamers Gifts

Breakfast surreal.

The Artist

Paul Klee

Raincloud Umbrella

Painting taking root...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Surreal ale

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

Escher exhibition first floor

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Thermidor Dali

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.