Surreal Daydreamer Gifts

'Out of body - back in 15 minutes'....'Out of clothes - back in 15 minutes.'

Paul Klee

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Painting taking root...

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Hot Air Balloon

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

First love.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Kissing couple melt the snow

Salvador Dali's cats.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Wordplay: Me.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

He loves me...

Fingers

Painter's muse

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Snub Marine

Romance

Couple Bring Romantic In Park

'I agree that the publicity would be good for your blog, but how are you going to get a Kardashian to date you?'

Perspective

Love's Bubbles

She's hoping he'll turn into a prince. When she's older, she'll realize you can't change a man.