Surreal Dreamer Gifts

One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.

Fingers

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

Painting taking root...

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Shipwrecked on a dog nose.

Number Two in A Line-up

'Dali'

The artist

"Marrow, marrow, on the wall, who's the surrealist of them all?"

Shepherd and eurydice

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Paul Klee

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Mr. Right!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'