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Breakfast surreal.

The Artist

Paul Klee

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Painting taking root...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Surreal ale

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Things are looking up!"

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Thermidor Dali

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.