Surrealist Daydreamer T-Shirts

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Look—there it goes again!"

Paul Klee

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Salvador Dali's cats.

Breakfast surreal.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

Flower Painting

Picasso Cloud.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Life Is Just A Game

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A monument gets down from his plinth.

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."