Surrealist At Heart T-Shirts

"Well, I suggest you bring two fire trucks—it's a pretty big cat."

Breaky cereal/breaky surreal.

Bath tube with human feet.

Window in the Sky.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Paul Klee

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

ThrEschers.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Dreams I have had...

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Salvador Dali's cats.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Bishop with a crozier case.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

Flower Painting

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Meow...."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'