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Static Clink - A Velcro Jail.

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

Ball Pool Peril

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

It's from his Swiss period

Escher's Dog

A dog whose nose is a gun.

David Lynch

"Meow...."

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Flower Painting