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Salvador Dali

Paul Klee

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Window in the Sky.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Ball Pool Peril

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Meow...."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Picasso Cloud.

Flower Painting

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

Just another day at Helium Farm