Surrealist T-Shirts

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

'Oh...I thought you were just speaking metaphorically.'

You Are Now leaving Your Senses

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'I now pronounce you man and wife...'

Super Infinity Motel

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Deja Vu.

'Oh... hell!' (fish bowl)

101 uses of a dead cat: adjustable stool.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Man taking his head for a walk.

Breakfast

Cars and Bed of Nails

"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."

Danger: Falling Woks.

'You'll like my friend - she's raven-headed.'

"This is about life on another planet."

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

"This is politically incorrect!"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Zebra

". . . And that concludes the evening news."

A Little Christmas Dream

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Trump Zone

What would Trump need to do to surprise you now?

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"