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Balloon heads

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Thermidor Dali

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Sausages!

allovertheplace.com

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Cover story: Picasso

Astronaut fishbowl.

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

It's from his Swiss period