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Balloon heads

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Thermidor Dali

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Ball Pool Peril

allovertheplace.com

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"Meow...."

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

GLOO!

Strange man has a nose monocle.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."