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Pedro couldn't believe his eyes. "Marion," he shrieked, "After all these years, you're still alive!"

Art Appreciation- Rene Magritte

Paul Klee

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Ball Pool Peril

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

"Meow...."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Picasso Cloud.

Flower Painting

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

Post Post

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Just another day at Helium Farm