Surrealist Art Admirer T-Shirts

'I'm getting worried -- we're almost out of quarters!'

Unidentified Flying Cheese Wheel

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

Grim Singer

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

How information mingles in our brains

Ball Pool Peril

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Police lineup

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Skinhead guppy.

Flower Painting

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"