Surrealist Sympathizer T-Shirts

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Dreams I have had...

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Window in the Sky.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Meow...."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

A Grazing Shark

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Picasso Cloud.

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Salvador Deli

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Dali Clock

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

Just another day at Helium Farm

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Life Is Just A Game

The Salvador Deli.

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".