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'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Paul Klee

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Salvador Dali's cats.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Window in the Sky.

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Meow...."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

A Grazing Shark

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Flower Painting

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

A dog whose nose is a gun.