Surreal Dreamers T-Shirts

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Paul Klee

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Painting taking root...

Quantum Psychic

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Salvador Dali's cats.

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

A dream of consequence

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,