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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

The Artist

Quantum Psychic

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Innovation & Calculation

'Romeo and Julietta'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'I just think we should be together'.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

Do-over

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.

Two men in urns holding hands

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'Ready; aim...'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Moonbillies.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.