Dreamer Realist T-Shirts

'If you think houses around here are cheap you really, really are living in cloud cuckoo land!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Pipe Dream.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Citizen of the world.

City Windfarms.

Zorro as a child.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."