Realist Vs Dreamer T-Shirts

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Citizen of the world.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

A hippie saying "Peace"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Rural Cityscape

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

Sitting man.

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

Non-profit organization chart

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'