Realist Vs Dreamer T-Shirts

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Citizen of the world.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

Inbox and Outbox

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

A hippie saying "Peace"

Rural Cityscape

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"If you don't go to school, how will you get a job you can work at eight hours a day, five days a week, for most of your adult life?"

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

Sitting man.

Non-profit organization chart

'The worst part is, we've never had it so good.'