Reality Dreamer T-Shirts

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Dream Analysis

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Painting taking root...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.