Practical Dreamers T-Shirts

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Home Sweet Home

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Giraffe Portrait

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Space for Lease.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The toothfairy

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

You have reached the end of your brain...

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Now at this point reality intruded."