Realistic Dreaming T-Shirts

Family looking to buy a dog.

The Artist

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Pipe Dream.

Swinging on a star.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Painting taking root...

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Real Life/Surreal Life

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Shelter Cat Nap

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The Snooze Bar.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Electric Blanket.