Realistic Dreamers Mugs

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

The Artist

Quantum Psychic

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Innovation & Calculation

'Romeo and Julietta'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'I just think we should be together'.

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Two men in urns holding hands

'Ready; aim...'

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Do-over

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Moonbillies.