Ambitious Dreamers Mugs

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

What else is there to wish for?

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Ladder of Success.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

My Hero

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Man with a Plan

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."