Optimistic Dreamers Mugs

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

A new "U" vending machine

"I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time."

I dreamed that my ship finally came in, and Johnny Depp was steering it.

The Artist

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Man propelled by love

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Innovation & Calculation

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Ladder of Success.

Inbox and Outbox

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

My Hero

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"My glass is half empty"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'