Utopian Dreamers Mugs

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

The Artist

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Innovation & Calculation

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Clone Factory

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Crap. I overslept."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

My Hero

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'