Utopian Dreamers Gifts

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

The Artist

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Innovation & Calculation

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Clone Factory

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"Crap. I overslept."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

My Hero

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)