Utopia Dreamers Gifts

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Clone Factory

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Crap. I overslept."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Death takes a holiday.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

The Robot's Trophy

A return to Mars.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

A Real Working Vacation.

We, Robots