Futuristic Utopia Dreamer Gifts

Clone Factory

"Young Frankenstein"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Pipe Dream.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Robotic Man

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

George Orwell

Robocop and Juliet.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Epic Battles

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Totalitarian Humour

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."