Utopia Dreamer Gifts

"You'll have to ignore Kevin, he's a hopeless idealist."

'On Cloud Ten'

Shangri-blah

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"I want something that expresses my capacity to create a utopian place where thought and nature can be reconciled through paralysis and ossification!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Meet the Enemy

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Totalitarian Humour

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

City Windfarms.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'