Utopia Dreamer Mugs

"You'll have to ignore Kevin, he's a hopeless idealist."

'On Cloud Ten'

Shangri-blah

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"I want something that expresses my capacity to create a utopian place where thought and nature can be reconciled through paralysis and ossification!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Meet the Enemy

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Schrodinger's Black Box

George Orwell

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Totalitarian Humour

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

City Windfarms.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Zorro as a child.