Futurist Dreamer Gifts

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Turing Test Today

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

'This is what people had to use before they got antennae.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

What we were promised...What we got.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"This is top-of-the-range TV portability."

'If human wages get any lower, they'll be replacing us.'

'I'm thinking of going into high definition cloning.'

Prophetic Limbs.

"When I grow up, I plan to be rendered obsolete by an app."

"If we let them patent transgenic animals now, they'll take out a patent on us later."

Danger: Thin Ice (alien space ship over frozen pond)

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"Dear! Our personal assistant is demanding it's own personal assistant!"

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

Elon Musk

"Our smart, driverless car must know I've gained a few pounds. It keeps driving me to the gym."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Cloning Labs.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Look! Him give us wheel."

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

'We're trying for a baby!'

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

Automatons Unemployment Office

Patents office

The Evolution of the Hat