Dreamers Of A Better World Gifts

'I thought things would be different up here.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"I still have a dream."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

My Hero

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

World News for 2018

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Miracle mirror

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.