Dreamers Unite Gifts

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Ladder of Success.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

My Hero

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

Skunk dreaming.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Life: Boring Bits

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

Miracle mirror

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"