Young Dreamers Gifts

"Look, Emily. We have no chemistry. All we have is recess."

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Home Sweet Home

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Sex Education

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.