Youth Dreamers Gifts

'I've put his name down for the job centre.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Sex Education

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Parental Role Model

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Girl trying to be a woman

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."