Young-at-heart Dreamers Gifts

Skateboarding Prince Charming

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

The toothfairy

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

Girl trying to be a woman

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.

Life's game plan for pre-schoolers.

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'