Future-focused Dreamers Gifts

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Artist

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Innovation & Calculation

"You may now kiss the bride."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Gone for Broke College

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"We met online, it was love at first site."

The passage of time.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.