Future Fame Dreamers Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'So, did I get the job?'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'