Future Celebrity Gifts

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Tom Cruise

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

Robert DeNiro's first part.

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.