Future Movie Star Gifts

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Tom Cruise

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Guitar.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'You're looking for someone to play the part of a washed-up, hammy actor?... Hold on, I have someone here who could've been born for the part.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

'You must be the boy who wants to be a stuntman.'

"The first half of my life I waited for Hollywood to call. Now, ironically enough, I'm Hollywood and I can call people."

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

'I'll never get to be a really cool criminal. My parents are too nice to me!'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'