Future Film Star Gifts

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

John Stride

Tom Cruise

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Viggo Mortensen

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

John Cleese.

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

Alicia Vikander

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

Jennifer Aniston

Ellen Page

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Noir kitty.

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Saiyami Kher

Elle Fanning

Morgan Freeman