Future Entertainer Gifts

"A little birdie told me you turned seventy today."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Fur Baby

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

Shouting

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'