"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."
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"A little birdie told me you turned seventy today."
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."
"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"
"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"
My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".
'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'
"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."
"What do you want to be when you blow up?"
Fur Baby
'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'
'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'
'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'
'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'
"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"
X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.
"Nobody at school will laugh at me."
"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."
"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."
"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."
'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'
Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.
"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"
'I told you I'd make you a star.'
Shouting
"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"
"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"
Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...
I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.
Ventriloquism for Dummies.
'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'
"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"
"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."
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