Future Pop Star T-Shirts

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Posting a song on the internet and becoming a global singing phenomenon is certainly an option, but you might like to consider focussing on your GCSE's as a back-up!'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Singer and her microphone

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Rod Stewart

Madonna and Child, 2008

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Lou Reed

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Electric guitar