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"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Lou Reed

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Rocking Panda