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"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Plymouth Rock

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Tony Iommi